Switched Plans

I have all my climbing gear ready to go to Montana and climb Crazy mountain with my uncle,I have already postponed it once last month because of the weather,and now my uncle who was going with me has changed his mind and doesn't want to tackle it this year,and you never go climbing with somebody who says something like that,you'll get hurt or killed for sure if you were able to talk him into it,I learned that a long time ago. Im kind of glad anyway because I think this year I want to do something more relaxing,I haven't gone scuba diving for 7 years and I just got off the phone with my buddy frank who lives in cancun mexico and he said to come on down and thats what im going to do,the main problem is you never want to leave when you get there.Frank taught me to dive in a swimming pool in 15 min. and an hour later I was 100 ft. down under the ocean with these tremendous rapids trying to take me out to sea. Supposedly its one of the most dangerous places to dive because of those rapids,the strongest almost anywhere to dive in. But I can't imagine just diving in a place where its perfectly calm,whats the fun in that,there's no danger as far as im concerned,and thats part of the fun,isn't it. I even went night diving with frank and his partner,we would go down around 110 ft. and these octopuses would wrap themselves around you and we would bring them back on the boat,the only reason I did it was because I ate some in a resterant and they tasted so good,and frank was there also and he said they were going to go get some tonight and invited me,so I had to go. I have never eaten one since,just havent had the opportunity. I will have plenty of time to eat them this summer,I will stay at franks place and he said I can just go with him everyday helping him and dive for free.I will of course pay him,probably 500 dollars for a week of fun and its a small fortune to him so we both will come out happy. My uncle thinks im still coming up to fish and hike and ride around in his helicopter,but ive lived in the mountains almost half my life and ill go to montana when Jim takes me up my damn mountain,im still sick of fishing and hiking and those helicopters are great for pulling off a hurt climber,thats intense and fun and gives you a sense of probably saving a life but to just fly around sightseeing is boring to me,but if he could get me on his military jet id be there in a week,but theres no way no how ive been told,I guess ill never go faster than a bullet,so this year instead of climbing up in the sky im going to glide way down,spear some fish,do some night diving and see how far down I can possibly go.  Roboter